Senior Sister, Stay Calm! This Is a Film Set, Not the Martial World

A martial arts master lands in a modern film studio, where his carefully crafted persona falls apart completely. My junior sister, Long Ling’er, treats the camera like a hidden weapon, while I mistake the director for a swindler from the martial world. Filming? Acting? What kind of ridiculous place is this? Even more absurdly, they insist our real martial arts are “special effects” and want to sign us up as actors. Fine. We have to work for a living either way, so it doesn’t matter where we scrape together a meal.