I Became a Legend at Monster University by Being Cringe

[Urban Fantasy, Campus Superpowers, System, Misunderstanding Comedy, Public Humiliation, Monsters, Laugh-Out-Loud, Subverting Expectations, Ensemble Cast, Passion]

I’m Lin Fan, an utterly ordinary college student. One bizarre admission letter tricked me into enrolling at Shanhai University, a place full of monsters.

My vampire roommate elegantly sips from a blood bag, my werewolf roommate sharpens his claws on the edge of his bed, and my zombie roommate stands motionless in a corner… And I’m the only “emergency ration” in Dorm 304.

Just when I thought I wouldn’t survive the first day of school, the [God-Tier Public Humiliation Choice System] activated!

Want to stay alive? Sure, but you have to humiliate yourself in front of everyone!

So, to survive, I was forced to beat the werewolf prodigy with a set of broadcast exercises during a livestream watched by the entire school. Right in front of the vampire prince’s descendant, I drank the blood he’d treasured for eighty-two years, then frowned and complained that it tasted too weak.

The more mortified I was, the more these monsters with their bizarre ways of thinking decided I was unfathomably powerful, imagining me as some indescribable mastermind deity!

My vampire roommate: “Brother Fan’s actions surely have a profound purpose: guiding our clan toward a glorious revival!”

My werewolf roommate: “Treating shame as a form of cultivation: that’s the ultimate path to becoming a berserker!”

But only I know that I really, really just want to stay alive!

It wasn’t until later, when all my ridiculous acts of public humiliation pointed toward a secret that could determine the fate of the world, that I realized in horror that this System seemed to be doing more than just making me embarrass myself…