[Female Lead with a Wind Spirit Root] [Cultivates Swordsmanship, Alchemy, and Formations] [Comedy] [No Romance] [Ensemble Cast] [Pseudo-System]
When Yue Qingge wakes up, she realizes she can't open her eyes or move her hands and feet, and everything around her is warm and damp.
Her first thought is that she's suffering from sleep paralysis, and that the cat her family keeps has peed in her bed again.
Then a voice suddenly appears in her mind, calling itself the Phoenix-Proud Girl Development System and claiming it will help her become the number-one cultivator in the world of cultivation.
But right after she joins a sect, she fails her very first mission. Her punishment is a full week of nonstop cultivation. Since she keeps failing missions, everyone else thinks she's... hardworking?
When she hears that, because she ran away from home, her younger brother is about to take the throne,
and that he's abandoned his childhood sweetheart to elope with a delicate flower he's only known for two months, she immediately goes home and slaps him 108 times.
She says,
"What? Save people? Save all living beings? Pah! I don't want to. I'm not here to be some savior. Just think of me as emotionally detached."
Yet every time danger appears, she still rushes forward.
"What are you standing around for? Run if you should run, fight if you should fight!"
She also says, "Oh, come on, I really don't want to save you. Could you at least be a little more thoroughly evil?"
She says, "The team name 'Only Waiting for Leisure' means waiting until we're free. It doesn't mean we treat every danger as an ordinary thing!"
She says, "The bonus effect lets you withstand attacks for 2.5 seconds. What a useless perk."
"Wait, it works for attacks of any cultivation level for 2.5 seconds? That's a conceptual power!"
During a casual chat, she asks her System,
"System, what are you, really? Stop saying the System tricked me, and don't say you're an ordinary person."
"Ordinary person means the one who reaches the heavens above all under heaven."
Very nice! It was funny in the early stage