Your Majesty, You Said You Found Male-Male Love Disgusting. Why Are You Crying Now?

Name: Your Majesty, You Said You Found Male-Male Love Disgusting. Why Are You Crying Now?
Author: Pink and Blue Pig-Nosed Cat

陛下嫌断袖恶心，现在哭什么？

by Pink and Blue Pig-Nosed Cat (粉蓝猪鼻猫)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 171k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 17h ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Groveling pursuit x danmei x older man/younger man: a fearless, passionate general with unmatched martial prowess as the shou x a gentle on the outside, cold at heart emperor who makes an exception for one person and deceives himself as the gong]

Everyone knows Wei Shiyan is Li Huaiyu's sharpest sword and most loyal dog, but they don't know he is also the flesh and blood at the heart of the emperor.

Pulled from a pile of corpses when he was eight, Wei Shiyan's life became Li Huaiyu's.

He called him older brother and watched him go from an unloved prince to the ruler of all under heaven.

But he developed feelings that even he found shameful.

That day, when a white horse bolted, Wei Shiyan shielded the emperor. The emperor wept and asked him what he wanted, saying he could have anything.

At last, Wei Shiyan confessed the feelings he had hidden for fifteen years.

But the tenderness on the emperor's face shattered for an instant. He took one step back, then another, his fingertips trembling, before turning to leave.

Wei Shiyan gave a bitter smile. How could a dog dare to covet its master? The imperial family had spared his life. That alone was a gift.

On the eve of the emperor's wedding, the favored consort died suddenly of poison, and all the evidence pointed to him. Wei Shiyan offered no defense. He only watched the disappointment in those once-tender eyes, until one final slap shattered his last hope.

Later, he threatened to take his own life and asked to resign. Li Huaiyu finally cursed him for being ungrateful and forbade him from ever returning to the imperial capital.

So Wei Shiyan never returned.

Until they met again three years later. The emperor had gone completely mad. He rushed over and fell to his knees, pleading incoherently for Wei Shiyan to call him "older brother" one more time.

Wei Shiyan refused to say a single word. The emperor wept until he could barely breathe. Then, when he caught sight of Wei Shiyan's wife and daughter, he spat up blood and lost his mind completely.

Content warnings: The gong and shou are each other's only partners. The shou never marries, and there is no switching of the gong. The gong suffers a great deal later on. Fans of the gong should avoid this.

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