[Urban Cultivation] [Ridiculous Comedy] [Face-Slapping Satisfaction] [A Huge Harem]
Other people get bound to Systems: the Urban Tycoon System.
I get bound to the Universe’s Number One Moo Moo Harvesting System.
Other people’s Systems: Invincible from the start, surrounded by beauties, and destined to reach the pinnacle of life.
My System: Owe a million from the start. Want to pay it back? Take a beating first!
Your ex cheated on you? No problem. Get yelled at and earn ten thousand.
A rich second-generation brat corners you? Great! Take a beating and earn a hundred thousand.
The whole school laughs at you for being a spineless loser? Jackpot! That’ll knock a million off your debt!
Lin Chen had an epiphany.
As long as I’m good at keeping my head down, putting up with things, and taking beatings, the whole world is my cash machine!
And so
The school team captain: “Why does this guy get fiercer the more we hit him?”
The aloof campus belle: “Why is he so happy even after I turned him down?”
System: [The Host is awesome! The Host is such a good little coward! Next harvest target: the goddesses of the whole school!]
Lin Chen rubbed his hands together, looking eager.
“Goddesses, could you please turn me down? Thanks!”
