Bodhi: I am a quasi-sage!
Me: Oh, a little trick during the Qi refining period.
Saint Zhunti came to kill him with his Seven Treasures Tree, but I broke it with my backhand.
Tathagata: Why do fellow Taoists become enemies of Buddhism?
I was busy directing the newly collected monkeys to water the vegetables: "Don't make any noise, didn't you see me working?"
Monkey: Master is mighty!
