Travel through the Tang Dynasty and settle down? Don't panic, awaken the [Civilization Jump System], shock the ancients and exchange for modern black technology!
At the beginning, they used anti-wolf spray and a tripping rope, and with a backhand, Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin, who were visiting privately incognito, were hung upside down from the tree with crooked necks!
Looking at the eternal emperor whose views were shattered by a spoonful of snowflake salt and potato stewed beef, Lu Jing sighed: "Old Li, it's a showdown. In fact, I'm here to teach you how to dig the ancestral graves of aristocratic families!"
In the early years of Zhenguan, the clans controlled the government, there was a severe drought in Guanzhong, and a locust plague was coming.
Faced with a hellish start, Lu Jing did not follow the routine and launched an all-round dimensionality reduction attack on the natives of Tang Dynasty!
Family economic blockade? Junior high school chemistry purifies poisonous salt mines, and the price of snowflake salt makes the family lose their pants!
Cultural monopoly? Movable type printing produced "Chang'an Morning News", and "Journey to the West" was serialized for one penny, killing people and killing people!
Corrupt Confucianism forced the emperor to issue an edict to sin against himself? Lu Jing strode up to the Tai Chi Hall with cumin-fried locusts: "Old Li, are you crazy? There are parasites in eating them raw! This stuff is high in protein and tastes like crispy chicken. Hurry up and charge one penny for a pound!"
Facing the furious villain who sent five hundred dead men to attack the manor at night, Lu Jing silently lit the fuse of the homemade grenade: "Old Li, cover your ears, welcome to the era of hot weapons!"
Changsun Wuji was sweating wildly at the side. Li Shimin's eyes were red, and he hugged Lu Jing's thigh and thought frantically: "Exiled Immortal, save me! The Tang Dynasty must not be without Mr.!"
When the Turks' 300,000 cavalry troops marched to the Weishui River, clamoring for marriage and tribute, Lu Jing smiled and launched the newly cast red cannon and fusiliers.
"Reparations? Lao Li, I'm going to teach you a new word today. It's called caliber is truth and range is justice!"
