[A little ensemble cast, no romance, an explosive-barrel heroine who blows up at the slightest provocation, or none at all; flexible, cautious, and fiercely protective of her own. Her greatest passion: making money]
Zhao Xi won ten million yuan in the lottery, only to be killed on her way to collect it by an idiot who ran a red light.
When she opened her eyes again, she found herself transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a disposable cannon-fodder villainess.
The original heroine's lovesick lackey was about to dig out her core to give it to the heroine.
With enough resentment to resurrect ten thousand Evil Sword Immortals, Zhao Xi laughed in fury.
“Pack of nutjobs. Get lost!”
She slapped the lovesick lackey flying.
The heroine wept and condemned her, so Zhao Xi gave her two slaps for good measure.
The old lackey tried to protect her? That earned him ten slaps.
To her surprise, Heaven still loved her: she awakened the Slap System, which paid one yuan per slap.
From then on, Zhao Xi couldn't stop.
Arrogant strangers, slap.
Her heartless father, slap.
Her wicked stepmother, slap.
Her scheming siblings, slap.
Her vile ex-fiancé, slap.
Her ungrateful former disciple, slap.
If they disobeyed her, slap. If they crossed her, slap. If she couldn't stand the sight of them, slap.
In short, if she could slap them, she would. If she couldn't, she'd wait until she could.
Every day, Zhao Xi opened her eyes and got to work!
Her goal was clear: become powerful enough to slap eight hundred people in the face in a single second.
But while she was still weak, she had to know when to keep her head down.
Today: “Senior Sister, save me!”
Tomorrow: “Senior Brother, save me!”
The day after: “Senior Nephew, save me!”
The day after that: “Disciple, save me!”
Her senior brothers and sisters: “...” Was she really the chosen one destined to change the fate of the cultivation world?
Her five disciples: “...” She promised to protect us, so who's protecting whom here?
Still, though their mouths said one thing and their hearts another, they grabbed their weapons and charged in.
He has the strongest background support in the world of cultivation. . Then the heroine, a noob, kept chatting, oh, what a label fraudster!!! Just keep talking and talking.
Garbage Cultivation of Immortality
Ahhhh, it looks good, the author will update it soon [Blow kiss]