[A physically exorcising, laid-back female lead × everyone can hear her thoughts × hilarious gossip]
Yan Shengsheng, the “best-behaved baby” at the orphanage (the version who can punch through concrete), returns to her wealthy birth family. She was planning to lie flat and take it easy, but accidentally gets bound to a “Shameless Gossip System (Leaky Ladle Bug Edition).” Her thoughts are broadcast to the whole family, right in their faces!
Looking at her billionaire dad: [Sweating now, are we, Dad? Your brother's having an affair with your secretary, and your precious first love's son is actually your second brother's. That's one heck of a set of horns. Your CPU must be overheating!]
Her dad: ?? (Sends his second brother to dig for coal in Africa overnight.)
Looking at her CEO big brother: [Oh no! Once you sign that double contract tomorrow, you're going to prison to work a sewing machine. What a waste of those long legs!]
Big brother: !! (Turns around, exposes his rival's dirty secrets, sends him to prison, and completes the acquisition while he's at it.)
Looking at her top-tier star second brother: [This is explosive! You're about to get stabbed in the back by a scheming fake-sweetheart and become a celebrity criminal. Scandal alert!]
Second brother: (Drops to his knees and hugs her leg.) “Sis, save me! Is this gossip confirmed?!”
Yan Shengsheng is baffled by how her family's behavior has changed. Even more absurdly, they start competing for her attention so they can get the best seats for the gossip.
Big brother: “Shengsheng, come to the business battlefield. I love hearing the inside scoop on our rivals!”
Second brother: “Get lost! Come to my set. Showbiz gossip is way more explosive!”
Yan Shengsheng: “Stop arguing! The Chairman Wang next door is making headlines. Buy your tickets and hop aboard. Dad, send me 500,000 first!”
[Content warning: The plot takes precedence over romance. The male lead is just background scenery. This is a pure comedy where everyone saves each other in reverse!]