Crafting Heavenly Thunder by Hand: The Strongest Taoist!

What ghosts? Believe in science! Watch this palm lightning strike!!!

This isn't a zombie, really. Look, one jab with my peachwood sword and it falls over!

Your heels don't touch the ground? That's just a personal habit!

"The sky is round and the earth square! By the ninefold commandments!"

No, seriously, I'm not a Taoist priest!