I am the most domineering noblewoman in the capital, married to the iron-blooded general who hates me the most. He thinks I'm squeamish, and I disdain him for being rude. Before we got married, he said he would never lay a finger on me. Later, I just sprained my foot. In front of the whole battalion of soldiers, he was so frightened that his legs went weak. His lieutenant held a small notebook and recorded the general's slaps in the face every day: "Madam, the general 'just happened to pass by' Xiuzhuang eighteen times today."
