A sky screen descends over the Marvel Universe, showing a countdown of the most iconic scenes from The Boys from the start!
The Avengers, Justice League, and X-Men expect to see a righteous documentary about superheroes saving the world. Instead, the entire universe watches in stunned exhaustion!
[Crescent Moon Blade]: On a New York rooftop late at night, Homelander roars at the bright full moon, “I can do whatever I want!” The Flash’s brain short-circuits in terror, Wonder Woman condemns it as obscene, and Deadpool rolls on the ground laughing and shouting, “God-tier Crescent Moon Blade!”
[Purple Pufferfish Face]: One second he’s a perfect god, the next he’s frustrated and puffed up, his face turning purple like a pufferfish. Tony Stark laughs until he cries. “Has he been constipated for half a month?”
[Heart Attack by Truck]: A-Train plows into an innocent civilian, arrogantly making excuses: “I couldn’t stop!” Then he promptly collapses with a heart attack, frothing at the mouth! The multiverse floods with comments: “Starts like a driving test, ends with a heart attack!”
[Hardcore Baby-Sitting Assault Rifle]: Butcher picks up a Compound V baby and turns into a laser-shooting baby machine gun, mowing down everyone in sight, then thoughtfully tucking the baby in afterward. The Punisher stares in disbelief, while Batman adds “beware superpowered babies” to his tactical notes that very night!
[Cross-Species Love Duet]: The Deep swallows a live octopus, then gets high and sings a heartfelt love song with the mutated, toothy gills on his own waist! Aquaman smashes his trident in fury and calls him a disgrace, while Venom cries, “That’s disgusting!”
[Father-Son Bonding Goes Horribly Wrong]: Soldier Boy brainwashes the entire internet with his bass-heavy song, and Homelander tearfully acknowledges him as his father, only to be mercilessly mocked by his dad: “You’re a goddamn waste of space!”
[Coming Next: Ten Iconic Quotes That Stand the Test of Time: “I am Iron Man”]
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