Traveling through Naruto, as long as he stays in his own shop, Chang Xian is the undefinable and absolutely invincible true god of the universe!
On the night of the genocide, Obito crushed a tile in his house just to show off, but he took a two-dollar plastic fly swatter and slapped it into the ground and couldn't dig it out!
Witnessing the whole process, Uchiha Itachi's views were shattered on the spot. He cried and put on an apron with "salted fish" printed on it, begging Chang Xian to accept him as his exclusive delivery boy!
Chang Xian originally wanted to be a quiet salted fish, sleeping until he wakes up naturally every day.
But the big guys in the ninja world insist on killing people like crazy, and they can't stop thinking about it!
Orochimaru sent a poisonous snake to assassinate him? Chang Xian wrapped his hands in egg liquid and fried it until golden, making him cry covetously to the child next door. The scientist in the ninja world came to a realization, and he shamelessly joined the chef and became the "Director of Food Additives".
The fourth generation of Raikage activates lightning escape to rush into the formation at a high speed? Sorry, the speed limit on the commercial street is 30. The dignified Raikage was forced to wear a reflective vest and humiliatedly blew the whistle at the intersection as a traffic warden.
The reincarnation of the dirty soil destroys Konoha? The first and second generation Hokage was forced to wear a hard hat and go to the construction site to dust ashes because "dead people don't have health certificates." Ichibi Shukaku was so frightened that he shed tears while touching the cement.
The top management of Konoha went completely crazy. Danzo and the Third Hokage stood guard at the door of the store every day, thinking: "The store manager uses labor to influence the tailed beasts. This is obviously playing the ultimate game of chess to unify the multiverse!"
Until one day, the cross-border business of the small store opened to the Grand Line, Malinfando.
Looking at Akainu who was about to execute Fire Fist Ace, Chang Xian frowned as he pushed the takeout cart: "Who ordered the braised pork rice bowl? Don't you know you shouldn't order takeout during a war?!"
