He was in Konoha, his meridians were all disabled, but he was bound to the [Original Crusher System] at the beginning!
Don't know ninjutsu? It doesn't matter, I'll exchange the Armed Haki and Law of Cause and Effect props with my backhand, and crush the psychic monster with one punch!
The style of the ninja world changed from then on, and an outlaw maniac who did not form seals and only talked about pure physics and extortion was born!
Orochimaru stretched his neck to plant a curse seal on Sasuke? Yan Xing threw a "pink anti-biting dog muzzle" from the air, and the dignified Sannin was forced to put it on with tears in his eyes, and his belief in science collapsed on the spot.
Danzo relies on Izanagi to want to be resurrected indefinitely? Yan Xing casually posted a QR code and flashed the "Anti-Addiction Forced Offline Notice" with his Sharingan all over his arm. The invincible plug-in instantly crashed!
Uchiha Itachi is pretending to be a ghost in Tsukiyomi? Yan Xing spent 50 points to change into the "Hawaiian beach skin" in the illusion space with one click, wore sunglasses, drank coconut water, and read aloud the diary of the super girl he had hidden under the bed!
Orochimaru was forced to sign a striptease contract and became the top brother; Konoha's old cunt Danzo had his underwear stripped off by the village's loudspeaker broadcast; the Fourth Kazekage was put on a fresh-keeping Band-Aid and put into a sauerkraut bucket to become a money-making bargaining chip...
The emergence of Yama not only forcibly reversed the tragedy of death for Neji, Haku, Zabuza and others, but also stirred up the ninja world where suffering and hatred are deep!
Watching Uchiha Madara summon the meteorite that covered the sky and the sun, Yan Xing cracked his knuckles and sighed helplessly: "Magics, times have changed."