Weird + Funny + Time Travel + Group Pet
Feng Jiu, the favorite of the Immortal Cultivation Circle, the youngest ascendant of the Lingxiao Sect in 800 years, was supposed to have great glory in finding his brother who had been missing for thousands of years.
As a result, when he opened his eyes, he was forcibly bound by a system called "Weird Game".
Occupation: restaurant cleaner
Mission: Keep the toilet clean
The cultivation base is sealed, but the magic weapon is still there. When she encountered the first strange thing - an old man with knotted intestines, she enthusiastically took out her long sword: "Specialized in curing all kinds of knots!"
Swish, swish, swish, three hundred swords to untie the knot in Lingchi style.
The old man was sore that he was breathing heavily.
Feng Jiu: "Oh, bad luck! Don't be afraid, I have a ghost exorcism charm here, give it away for free!"
Weird old man: "Don't come over!!!"
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This is the story of a master cultivator who mistakenly entered a horror game and used the authentic physics of the immortal sect to overcome the weird, which in turn scared the weird to the point of screaming.
Feng Jiu: "Rules? I only know that the rules are as big as the fist."
System: "... As long as you are happy."
