[The only cultivation system of its kind online + a novel world] [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [Invincible protagonist] [Tech cultivation] [Mecha academy]
“If you don’t have an Emperor’s strength, why are you calling off the engagement? Get your ass to the black hole for a makeup exam, Councilor!”
Li Sanman, a descendant of Taibai who cultivated alone, sadly exited the Magic Mirror.
This is a new cyber age after the apocalypse, where the word “immortal” has long since vanished from history.
New species, new technologies, new civilizations, and... cybernetic warriors who race across the universe with mechanical organs!
Li Sanman was reborn into this world. He’d planned to keep his head down for life, but the great villain mistook him for a live-in son-in-law, and his heart was replaced with a star that could explode at any moment!
To break off the engagement and stay alive, he is forced to take on the bizarre commissions of the “Seven Great Gods”:
“You got me doing phone scams... but you didn’t say I’d have to trick a pink-haired songstress into playing the victim!”
“You want me to blast the insectoid horde without sending a Gundam... and make me fly a mech girl instead?”
“What a lovely little job, stopping a wormhole from warping the senior student’s fitting room... I’ll leave it to you~~”
Fortunately, as long as he makes his deliveries on time, he can use “cyber elements” to complete the universe’s one and only “Immortal King Spell.”
Cultivation too low? Step on the accelerator!
Bones too fragile? Put on a mech!
Magic treasure too stiff? Turn it into a little girl!
Bloodline too thin? Steal a starship fleet!
And so he muddled along.
At last, one day, the half-baked Immortal King, a gun in his left hand and a sword over his right shoulder, stood before the gods.
The gods declared: “The universe is a stage. Don’t come here to break off your engagement!”
All of the above is nonsense, excerpted from:
“My Pirated Immortal King Never Meant to Mess with the Universe’s Final Chapter: The Universe Is Out of Time”
Also known as: “Did I Get Something Wrong by Cultivating Immortality in Cyberpunk While Keeping My Head Down?”
