Li Ke traveled through the Tang Dynasty and became Li Shimin's third son.
In order to avoid the tragedy of seizing the heir, he decided to become a fighting dog and a top-notch loser.
Unexpectedly, all his little thoughts were overheard by Li Shimin!
In the court, Li Ke had a simple and honest look on his face: "My son and I are stupid, it all depends on my father."
But I was complaining crazily in my heart: "Lao Li is a top workaholic, 007 has no liver! As long as I act useless enough, the throne will definitely have nothing to do with me!"
Li Shimin's eyelids jumped when he heard this: "You traitor! I want you to become a talent!"
From then on, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty changed suddenly——
Li Ke complained about the drought in his heart, and then Li Shimin built a karez.
Li Ke disliked the military rations as being like pig food, so he was forced to make compressed biscuits the next day.
Li Ke just wanted to lie down in the palace, so Li Shimin directly led his troops and tied him up to grow potatoes!
... Many years later.
Seeing the prosperous times when all the nations came to court, Li Ke broke down and cried: "Please, let me fish! I really don't want to be the emperor!"
Li Shimin sneered with pleasure: "Son, stop pretending, this country of the Tang Dynasty belongs to you!"
