One Book to Become a God! The Most Hilarious Fanfic, Starting with Konosuba

Bai Mo, 22, died under DIO’s steamroller.

When he woke up, the goddesses there to guide him were Aqua and Ristarte.

One was an idiot, the other a good-for-nothing. Just as he was about to pick a skill, the System arrived.

[Ding! The Pure Wage-Slave Multiverse Transmigration System has been bound. You are forbidden from choosing skills yourself. Violators will turn into cabbages.]

He wasn’t allowed to choose a skill? Bai Mo immediately took the two goddesses as reincarnation perks. The divine realm approved in an instant: [We never wanted them anyway.]

After arriving in another world, he used a cracked-screen phone to learn gacha from a scammer and pulled five gold cards. A BGM rained down from the sky: “Heh heh heh, you’re my baby~”

A giant frog had 200 HP. Bai Mo had 0.7 cards. His full combo dealt 4 damage. One frog took 25 days, and there were 300 of them in the newbie village: 20.5 years in total, and 1.8 million cries of “baby.”

Bai Mo crouched by the pond. “Is this lousy world picking on me?”

Aqua danced along: “It’s not picking on you. It picks on every transmigrator equally.”

Ristarte healed him: “Keep it up. You’re the most pathetic one.”

This is the tragicomic tale of a wage-slave hero and two good-for-nothing goddesses spending 20.5 years paying off their frog debt to a BGM.

“Heh heh heh, you’re my baby.”