One Book Conferring the Title of God! the Most Hilarious Fanfic Starting from Su Qing

Bai Mo, 22 years old, died in DIO's steamroller. When I woke up, I found that the goddesses were Aqua and Lista. A retard, a loser. Just when I was about to choose a skill, the system came. Bite! The system of pure cattle and horses traveling through the heavens has been bound. It is forbidden to actively choose skills. If you violate the rules, you will become a cabbage. Not allowed to choose skills? Bai Mo backhand took the two goddesses away as reincarnation benefits. Immediate approval from God Realm: [I no longer want it. Come to a different world, use your phone with a broken screen to learn how to draw cards from a scammer, and draw five gold cards. BGM from heaven: "Hey hey hey, you are my baby~" The giant frog has 200 blood, the white ink has 0.7 Cards, and a set of combos costs 4 points. 25 Days for a frog, 300 frogs in Xinshou Village - a total of 20.5 Years, 1.8 Million "baby" sounds. Bai Mo squatted by the pond: "Is this broken world targeting me?" Aqua's backup dancer: "It's not aimed at you, it's aimed at every time traveler equally." Lista added blood: "Come on, you are the most embarrassing." This is a tragic and funny story about a brave man with an ox and a horse and two good-for-nothing goddesses, who spent 20.5 Years paying off the frog debt in BGM. "Hey hey hey, you are my baby."