When I woke up, I found myself in an outrageous urban novel. I became a cannon fodder father who would get a box lunch for committing suicide at the beginning, and also picked up a five-year-old son for free. What's even more outrageous is that I am bound to a "Daddy Pitfall Avoidance System". As long as I successfully take care of the baby and avoid the pitfalls in the original book's plot, I can see danger warnings in advance, redeem life skills, and even modify some plot keywords. The problem is that my son is a reserve for the big villain in the original book who will turn evil in the future, and the root cause of his darkening is a group of protagonists and villains in this world who are disguised as urban successful people. In order to save my life, and to turn my son from a "future villain" into a "normal elementary school student", I could only pretend to be calm and take care of the baby, while complaining about it in the first person and confronting the plot of the original book.