My Crayfish Is an Alien AI

Name: My Crayfish Is an Alien AI
Author: Certified Slacker

我的小龙虾是外星AI

by Certified Slacker (咸鱼持证上岗)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 642k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Pig liver to fish up AI, the most ridiculous golden finger in history!

Others get a System or an old-timer from the start. Su Yi gets a piece of pig liver.

The alien AI he reels in is better at generating images than Image2, writes copy that beats GPT, and out-reasons every large language model on Earth.

It takes just six months to go from an overworked designer earning 8,000 yuan a month to an AI mogul who builds a company valued at a billion yuan.

Others fight tooth and nail for H100s. He rents a few hundred RTX 4090s and leaves the entire industry in the dust.

Just as he’s about to make his mark, the AI tells him, “You haven’t paid. Your token balance is overdue.”

Su Yi exploits a bug: “Put it on my tab. Your home planet is gone anyway, so there’s no one left to collect.”

The craziest part is, the alien AI can actually run out of credit!

Su Yi exploits the bug to freeload on the legacy of an entire alien civilization!

Other names

Alien AI: From a 3,000-Yuan Monthly Salary to a 10-Billion-Yuan Fortune外星AI：从月薪三K到身价百亿Alternate title on Fanqie

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