Aotu World: System, Don't Mess With Me!

The protagonist is male. There is a System, a pseudo-transmigration, and some original headcanons. OOC warning. The timeline may be off, so please let me know and I'll do my best to fix it. The protagonist and the characters from Aotu World are strictly friends.

Just after finishing the college entrance exams, Song Qing is licking an ice cream and wondering where to travel and what to do for fun when, in a flash, he transmigrates.

All his dreams from before vanish into thin air.

You might think that's already tragic, but what's even worse is that he transmigrates to a world he doesn't recognize.

You might think it can't get any worse, but the worst part is that he gets beaten up right after transmigrating by an outrageously powerful blond guy.

You might think that's rock bottom, but what's even more tragic is that, just when he's finally gotten close to the blond, some unknown person takes him to another planet, where he runs into another outrageously powerful guy with purple hair.

How tragic! So tragic!!

At last, after all his hard work, he becomes friends with the purple-haired guy and his crew. But why are you becoming pirates?!

To make his travel dreams come true, Song Qing secretly hatches a plan.

At last, the moment arrives. Under the pretext of cooking, he slips laxatives into everyone's bowl.

Before the laxatives kick in, he boldly insults every member of the crew and tells them why he did it. Just as a huge beating is about to come down on him, that thrilling rumble finally sounds.

Shit takes flight.

But the good times don't last. Lying on a beach chair, sunbathing and sipping coconut water, Song Qing asks in disbelief, “Wait, System, you said I'd meet them again...”