Investiture of the Gods: I Taught the Newborn Nezha to Fake an Accident

After transmigrating into Investiture of the Gods, I became a fragment of a soul inside Lingzhuzi, sharing a life with the yet-to-be-born Nezha. Having read Investiture of the Gods inside and out, I know that Nezha is nothing but a pawn for the Chan Sect to take the fall. He will cut away his flesh to return it to his father, take on a lotus body, and sever his path to sainthood! To avoid vanishing into nothingness with him, I decide to give Nezha prenatal lessons myself while we're still in the womb!

"Nezha, when you're born, tone down that room-filling red glow and act like an ordinary ball of flesh!"

"Taiyi Zhenren wants to take you as his disciple? Hug his leg and cry first. Demand three Innate Spiritual Treasures as a greeting gift!"

And so, the whole story of Investiture of the Gods takes a dramatic turn. Nezha, who should have been violent and mindless, becomes the most polite person in the Three Realms, and also the most skilled at striking from the shadows. Taiyi Zhenren stares at Kunlun Mountain, stripped bare, and falls into deep thought. "Why does my well-behaved disciple use up even more treasures than I do?"