I Became Wu Xie's Cousin, and Won Everyone Over by Gossiping!

[Tomb Raiding Fan Fiction] [Gossip System] [Everyone's Favorite, Fiercely Protective] [Comedic Contrast] [Lie-Flat Shenanigans]

Reincarnated as a distant relative of Wu Xie, so distant we barely even count as family, I became bound to a [Gossip Commentary System].

As long as I gossip and crack jokes during iconic scenes, I can exchange points for divine items like immunity to all poisons and a spatial backpack.

So on the surface, I'm a fragile tagalong who ducks out whenever trouble starts and calls everyone Big Brother. Behind the scenes, I'm firing off nonstop mental commentary, planning to keep my head down until the very end.

But I never imagined that the Iron Triangle could hear my thoughts around the clock!

At the Seven Star Lu Palace, Wu Xie was just about to touch the purple jade box.

I screamed like a groundhog inside my head: [Aaaah! Wu Tianzhen, stop! That's a Corpse Tortoise Pill! You'll turn into a banshee if you eat it! Do you want to lose that peerless beauty of yours?!]

Wu Xie's hand trembled. His ears turned red, and he pulled his hand back.

When A Ning was attacked by a wild chicken-neck snake, I trembled on the outside while swallowing hard inside: [This is such a rare delicacy! No, I need to find a chance to stew that snake!]

The next second, Zhang Qiling silently grabbed the deadly venomous snake nearby, tied it into a knot with a blank expression, and handed it right to me.

Me: ??? How did the whole plot go off the rails?

To hear my spoilers and gossip, Fatty followed me around every day, constantly feeding me juicy tidbits.

I was supposed to be an insignificant, transparent side character, but somehow I became the team's lucky charm, the one they would protect at all costs to keep them out of trouble!