Dress up as Wu Xie's Cousin and Become a Group Favorite by Eating Melons!

[Tomb robbing fan] [Melon-eating system] [Group pet protection short] [Funny contrast] [Lie down and have fun] He was transformed into a distant relative of Wu Xie who could not be beaten by eight poles, and was bound to the [eating melon barrage system]. As long as you complain in famous scenes, you can exchange for god-level props such as immunity to poisons and space backpacks. So, on the surface, I was a weak and lazy person who ran away from trouble and called people "brother", but secretly, I was furiously outputting barrage in my head, preparing to survive until the finale. But I never expected that Audio-Technica could listen to my voice around the clock! In Qixing Lu Palace, Wu Xiegang was about to touch the purple jade box. I screamed like a groundhog in my heart: [Ah ah Wu Tianzhen, stop it! That's a corpse pill! If you eat it, you will become a forbidden woman! Don't you want your peerless beauty? Wu Xie's hands shook, and he retracted his paws with his ears flushed. When Aning was attacked by a pheasant neck, I was trembling on the outside and swallowing hard in my heart: [This is a rare thing, no, I have to find a chance to stew the snake! The next second, Zhang Qiling, who was not far away, silently grabbed the deadly snake, tied it in a knot without expression, and handed it directly to me. I:? ? ? Why did the plot completely collapse? In order to listen to my spoilers, the fat man followed me around and fed me gossip every day. The transparent little cannon fodder that was promised turned into a trap-avoiding beast that the whole team had to protect even if they killed it!