Jiang Yu transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder junior sister, destined to help the male and female leads fall in love before dying a gruesome death in the jaws of a beast.
System: “Your mission is...”
Jiang Yu: “Got it, got it. I'm choosing to slack off.”
System: “?”
From then on, the cultivation world gained a most unconventional character.
While everyone else practiced swordsmanship from dawn till dusk, Jiang Yu slept soundly under the covers, calling it “comprehending the Dao in her dreams.”
While others fought over rare treasures, Jiang Yu sat nearby on a little stool, munching sunflower seeds and even opening a betting pool.
When danger struck and everyone else fought for their lives, Jiang Yu simply lay flat. “Go on, destroy the world. Hurry up, I'm getting impatient.”
Then a miracle happened.
“Comprehending the Dao in her dreams” somehow let her grasp an unparalleled sword intent.
Her betting pool made her a fortune, turning her into the cultivation world's richest person.
Even the vicious monsters couldn't stomach eating her, since they thought she was far too lazy.
The original heroine gritted her teeth. “How can you be this strong without even trying?”
Jiang Yu blinked innocently. “Maybe it's because I've gone more completely insane?”
The legendary senior brother, cool and aloof, untouched by worldly concerns, silently peeled sunflower seeds for her and gently coaxed, “Be good. Stop acting crazy. It's bad for your health.”
Jiang Yu: ...Senior Brother, you know you've completely broken character, right?!
There's no good person in there