[Journey to the West + Funny + Wrongful Accusation + Blame-shifting Yuelao + Not a Harem + Making Money]
Just after finishing the college entrance examination, I was sentenced to a lifetime of love by the Jade Emperor.
The reason is that I teased Chang'e.
I haven't even added Chang'e to my friend list!
Later I discovered that this was all Yue Lao's fault.
This old guy went to work to catch fish, and he had accumulated tens of thousands of years of bad marriages that he had no way to sell, and all of them were stuffed into me.
I negotiated a condition with him:
You give me 100 million, and I will help you clean up all the mess.
Otherwise, I will go to the Jade Emperor and report you for corruption, bribery, and dereliction of duty.
Yue Lao was heartbroken and bleeding, but he still agreed.
From then on, I started my working career.
In the first life, I was slapped by three women at the same time and received 300 yuan.
In the tenth life, someone blocked the door with a child in his arms and asked for child support, and 1,000 was recorded in his account.
In the 100th life, he became a monk and was attracted by nuns, who received 5,000 in his account.
Current progress: 999/1000.
Finally almost there
Yuelao, just wait for bankruptcy!
