The Most Despicable Emperor: From the Start, I Take the Empress Dowager Bar-Hopping

After transmigrating into the high-martial world of Great Chu, Chu Que becomes a powerless puppet emperor who gets beaten by the eunuchs just for trying to turn over in bed.

His tyrant father, who faked his death and went into seclusion, uses him as a shield.

The vicious empress dowager and the powerful chief minister force him to sign an edict ceding territory, with a cup of poisoned wine in hand.

At this life-or-death moment, the [Absurd Madcap System] activates! The more shameless and deranged his behavior, the more explosive the rewards!

“Ding! Option A: Endure and survive. Reward: Tortoise King Divine Art.”

“Option B: Flip the table and pour the poisoned wine down the empress dowager’s throat! Reward: sixty years of imperial inner force + Great Wilderness Heaven-Prison Finger!”

Chu Que chooses B without hesitation!

That day, the imperial palace of Great Chu descended into utter chaos.

The chief minister was hung from the city wall to swing like a child on a playground swing, the head eunuch was forced to shovel manure, and the empress dowager was thrown into a pigsty to fight over food!

Just as the assembled officials were breaking down and enemy troops were at the borders,

the tyrant emperor in the underground mausoleum finally lost his patience. He kicked the coffin lid to pieces. “You rebellious brat! I told you to pretend to be a puppet and fool everyone. How did you manage to drive the entire court mad?”

Chu Que whipped out a Gatling gun. “Father, don’t worry. Your son will send you to join Great-Grandma right now!”

This is the story of a shameless emperor who goes completely off the rails, and accidentally ends up conquering the world.