Lin Wan wakes up to find herself transmigrated into the body of the village's most despised, outrageous young educated woman in the 1970s.
The moment she opens her eyes, her awful mother plants her hands on her hips and demands she marry: "Your brother needs a wife! Hurry up and marry some old bachelor so we can get the bride price!"
Lin Wan sneers and fires back on the spot: "You love your son so much, why don't you marry him off yourself? Keep the good stuff in the family!"
[Goofball Points +10! Points can be exchanged for grain coupons, a pocket dimension, and supplies!]
By accident, she binds herself to a truth-telling goofball System. The bolder and funnier her comebacks, the more points she earns!
A village auntie gossips: "A girl shouldn't be so mean. Who would ever want you?"
"Great, then nobody will. Better than marrying and getting drained dry by a bunch of awful people like you."
A fake-sweet educated woman pretends to make peace: "Wanwan, don't be mad at your auntie. She's only doing what's best for you."
"What's best for me? You mean for me to hurry up and die so you can take my place, right?"
She leaves everyone speechless with every comeback, and the whole village is convinced:
There's no way Lin Wan will ever get married!
But nobody could have guessed that Shen Yan, the military district's top-tier star, rumored to be cold-blooded and indifferent to women, would quietly watch her roast people every time.
One day, the man stops her, his voice low and captivating:
"You're so good with words. How about marrying me and saving all those comebacks for me alone?"
Lin Wan's eyes widen in shock: ???
No! I just want to lie flat, eat my fill, roast every awful person I meet, and grow rich enough to retire. I never planned on seducing some big shot!
Later, everyone online and in the village is green with envy:
The sharp-tongued young educated woman everyone once despised has been doted on by a military big shot until she's become the most treasured little princess of the 1970s!
Not bad. The female protagonist is very funny and the male protagonist is also very protective.