I am a sick and talented person at the bottom of the harem. Others are busy fighting for favors in the harem. I just want to lie down and be a salted fish. But the emperor just couldn't stop lusting after me because I was "fresh, refined and unpretentious". Until the eve of the draft, he saw me roasting his beloved koi in the Royal Garden. He was heartbroken: "What do you want?" I silently handed over the freshly skewered grilled fish: "I just want to ask, does your Majesty mind if you put too much cumin in it?"
