My Spiritual Beasts Are All Wrongdoers

Others rely on mythical beasts to control their immortality, but my cultivation of immortality was pitted by a group of spiritual beasts. I wanted to practice with peace of mind and reach immortality step by step, but I didn't know that the spiritual beasts I conquered became less reliable than the last. I am greedy, lazy, do fancy things, and am the best in the world at getting into trouble. I rely on my strength to fight. On the hilarious road to immortality, falling in love and killing each other with a group of estranged spiritual beasts, life is simply endless fun!