All My Spirit Beasts Are Losers

Other people rely on divine beasts to hold the fort when they cultivate immortality. I get utterly sabotaged by my spirit beasts.

All I wanted was to focus on cultivation and steadily ascend to immortality. Who knew that every spirit beast I subdued would be more unreliable than the last?

They’re greedy and lazy, always finding new ways to cause trouble. They’re the best troublemakers in the world, and I have to do all the fighting myself.

It’s a hilarious journey of cultivating immortality, full of love-hate antics with a bunch of hopeless spirit beasts. Life couldn’t be more fun!