The Cute Baby Has a Halo of Wisdom, and the Scumbag Father Begs to Join the Game

Others take care of their children to raise them, but I take care of them as a "dimension-reducing attack" - my daughter has her own aura of reducing intelligence, and every time her scumbag father gets close, he performs tricks in public to make a fool of himself. But I never expected that this system was actually a "parent-child toy" designed by my anonymous boss ex-husband, and I was his last trump card.