Chen Xuan, a programmer who died suddenly after staying up late, woke up and turned into a patchwork stone, which was also bound to a sign-in system.
Okay, I can bear it. But the female monkey has been rubbing on me for ninety-nine and eighty-one days, and she still poops on top of my head?
After finally waiting for Stone Monkey to be born, I transmitted the first sentence: "Er, your father is here!"
From then on, he taught the monkeys seventy-two transformations, set up a mountain-protecting formation, and subdued the seventy-two cave demon kings——
Heaven wants to seal Bi Mawen? I asked Taibai Jinxing to take the lead: "If you want to be conferred, be the Monkey King!"
Tathagata wants to suppress my son? I caught Wuzhishan with one palm and smashed it towards Lingshan with my backhand.
On the journey to the west, whoever dares to bully my son, I will tear down all the doors.
This is the hilarious daily life of a stone father and his monkey son——
Do you care about the rules of the three realms? My son, is it your turn to bully me?
(Passionate + funny + father-son love, feel free to enter the trap)
