[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on passing your three-thousand-year temporary employment review.]
[Calculating final performance...]
[The Host has never been late or left early, never gotten into a fight, and never leaked secrets of the Heavenly Court. Rating: S.]
[Achievement unlocked: Survive to the end.]
[Reward: Service-year exchange rate increased by 1000%; pension account balance +90,000,000 spirit stones.]
[Current status: Hired full-time (probationary period).]
