The Goddess Has Arrived, My Power Is to Transform All Things into Women

I had just sat down on the old wooden bench that had been with me for more than ten years when a woman's muffled groan suddenly came from under my butt. The next second, the old stool was gone, and a girl in a green skirt sat on the floor. She blushed and glared at me: "You have been sitting on me for more than ten years, can't you be gentler?" Before I could react, the washing machine next door broke through the wall and turned into a man-eating monster! I panicked and looked at the old kitchen knife in the kitchen - the next second, the kitchen knife turned into a cold-faced goddess of war standing in front of me holding the knife: "Master, what are you cutting?" Later I discovered: The door lock of my house is like that of a yandere girl guarding the house, and no one is allowed to enter; I used the mirror for three years to become an intelligence boss, able to see through all disguises; The black umbrella that accompanies me to protect me from the rain has become my royal sister, able to block the sight of gods! It turns out that every old thing around me is my hidden thug! Other people's superpower is to destroy the world, but my superpower is to turn all old things into a beautiful goddess of war! What? Are the gods treating us as a show? Sorry, your drama viewing throne is now mine.