Quick Transmigration? What Quick Transmigration? I Just Want to Sleep

Jiang Yu, a 24-year-old illustrator, died from overwork after staying up all night to finish a commission.

Her last words before she died: "If the client asks for another revision, I'm a dog... Whatever, I'm dead anyway."

She woke up bound to a grind culture System called Juanjuan.

Juanjuan: "Host, our goal is to..."

Jiang Yu: "Let me sleep for five more minutes."

Juanjuan: "...become the strongest mission-taker!"

Jiang Yu: "Huff... zzz."

Juanjuan, whose full name was the Grind Culture System, was dedicated to training ultimate workaholics.

Too bad it had bound itself to the wrong person.

World One: A disgraced empress banished to the cold palace? Great, no one will bother me. I'll sleep until the sun and moon grow dim. The people who framed her came by every day to taunt her, but she slept too deeply to hear them. They got so angry they exploded on the spot.

World Two: A talent show in the entertainment industry? She refused to perform and slept on livestream. Overnight, she gained ten million followers and became the queen of slacking off.

World Three: A good-for-nothing cultivator? She announced that her meridians were completely severed and went to sweep the outer sect.

As she swept, she suddenly achieved enlightenment, because she was so bored she started pondering the meaning of life.

The light of her enlightenment blinded the entire cultivation world.

Juanjuan: "Tell me how you did that!!!"

Jiang Yu: "I don't know... I just wanted to get it over with and go back to sleep."

Juanjuan: "That's already S-rank!!!"

Jiang Yu: "Oh. So can I sleep now?"

Later, the mastermind came looking for her:

"You've ruined all our plans!"

Jiang Yu: "I didn't do anything."

Mastermind: "That's exactly the problem! You didn't do anything!!!"

Jiang Yu: "Should I do something now?"

Mastermind: "No need! Just lie there! Please!!!"

Workaholics die young; idle fish live forever.