[Villain + System + gleefully courting death + everyone’s a lovesick yandere and overinterprets everything + lighthearted comedy]
Qi Yuan transmigrates into a modern power fantasy novel and is bound to an Exit System. If he goes bankrupt and dies a horrible death, he can take a trillion in cash back to Earth!
So he kicks the smirking Dragon King in the face, invests everything in worthless projects, and recklessly courts death with his eyes shut!
Who could have guessed that all the heroines he “bullied” in the original story would awaken, go crazy, and insist on throwing themselves at him with fortunes worth trillions!
At a family reunion, the real heir whips out a paternity test, and Qi Yuan can’t wait to die. But his icy, high-powered heiress sister tears up the test, her eyes bloodshot. “We’re not related? Then I can finally make you mine without a shred of guilt!”
Terrified, Qi Yuan flees in the middle of the night and starts investing. He buys a haunted, unfinished building and sinks money into an abandoned stone mine, desperately trying to lose it all. Instead, the dead mine yields room-temperature superconductors, and the unfinished building becomes a special national development zone. His fortune balloons until this walking money pit becomes the richest man in the world!
With nowhere left to turn, the Dragon King protagonist summons hundreds of hired killers to execute him. Qi Yuan excitedly sticks his neck out toward their blades. “My carotid artery’s right here. Make sure you don’t miss!”
The next second, the real heiress deploys a fleet of drones, the female assassin pulls out a Gatling gun, and the business empress seals off the whole city with a destroyer, leaving the Dragon King utterly crushed!
Watching the protagonist’s Dao-heart shatter as the four yandere heiresses close in, eyes red and golden chains in hand, Qi Yuan clings to a pillar and screams in despair: “I really am just a villain! Please stop imagining that I’m secretly in love with you!”
What should you do when four max-level yandere millionaires forcibly keep you as their sugar baby? Urgent! I’m waiting for answers online, and I’m completely desperate!!!
The system starts erasing it [awkward laugh], the protagonist is a system puppet