I Transmigrated into the Imperial Palace as a Fake Eunuch, and the Empress and Her Consorts All Fell for Me

[After transmigrating into the purifying chamber of Great Xia and nearly losing his manhood, Pei An awakens the “Transdimensional Exchange System”!

With spicy snack sticks, soap, and black stockings, he becomes the beloved confidant of the harem consorts, who compete for his attention.

Even more outrageous, the ruthless and aloof emperor is actually a woman, and, blushing, she corners him in a secret chamber and asks him to “lend her his seed”?!]

In this chaotic age, with treacherous ministers in power and powerful enemies all around, Pei An is a fake eunuch who turns technological superiority into one outrageous victory after another.

The Eastern Depot's Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Grand Eunuch is a peerless martial artist? A 100,000-volt anti-wolf stun baton will teach you a lesson on the spot!

A brazen scholar plots to frame him with witchcraft? It's time for a middle-school chemistry lesson. White phosphorus spontaneously combusts, bringing down “heavenly punishment” and making the officials kowtow in terror!

A female assassin, a grandmaster from a foreign tribe, comes after him? One pack of Weilong spicy gluten and an ice-cold cola, and she's practically working as his bodyguard for free!

Starting as a lowly palace eunuch, Pei An makes money and stirs up trouble at every turn. He sells glass to drain the enemy nation's treasury and whips out a Gatling gun to mow down 100,000 rebels! The officials tremble before his overwhelming technological advantage.

Then one day, the empress's belly grows too large to hide, and the imperial clan is shocked and demands a coup.

Pei An sighs, tears off his eunuch's robes in front of everyone, and strides over to sit on the dragon throne. “The truth is out: I'm done pretending! The emperor's child is mine, and I may as well take a seat on Great Xia's throne too!”