When I woke up, I became a vine.
To be precise, it is called "Ge Shen".
I wanted to bask in the sun quietly until I met that man.
He said: "I will unite the six countries and unite the world."
Later, a clerk named Liu Bang stole my fruits to make wine, and drunkenly shouted: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying."
Later, Liu Xiu transplanted me to Luoyang Palace, and Cao Cao sharpened his sword under my vine.
I have witnessed the brotherhood between Cao Pi and Cao Zhi, and I have also seen the Prime Minister fall in love with the Tianshui Qilin when he first saw it.
I have seen Huo Qubing drinking my juice and sealing the wolf as a slave, and I have also seen Wang Mang holding a torch and burning my dead branches to "renovate".
I have seen the fire at Red Cliff burn the Yangtze River to blood, and I have also seen Zhuge Liang lighting lamps at Wuzhangyuan for the last time.
I just don't want to move, but they are always making history around me.
Until my vines accidentally entangled a coffin.
