The Cannon Fodder Runs Away, and the Mad Tycoon Falls Apart

Wen Li transmigrates into a book and gets bound to a “Paid Terminal Illness” System. Every time she spits blood in public, she can rake in a fortune!

To make money, she sprays fake tomato-flavored blood all over Master Bo, the fearsome king of Beijing's elite circle. “Uncle, if you're going to hit me, you have to pay extra. Otherwise, I'll die right here in front of you!”

Who would have thought that this ruthless, disabled king of hell wouldn't strangle her? Instead, he flings a black card with a trillion yuan limit at her face, his eyes reddening. “You'd risk your life just to stay by my side. You love me that much?”

While other people transmigrate into a book and live in constant fear, Wen Li lives by one rule: “As long as the money's right, I'll hold my own funeral on the spot.”

Her scumbag nephew demands that she serve tea to his scheming sweetheart?

She promptly collapses, convulsing and spewing watermelon-flavored blood packs, scaring the other woman into the ICU before demanding half a million yuan in emotional damages.

A villain tries to seize Master Bo's family fortune at a clan gathering?

She storms the venue in a wheelchair with three IV bags hanging from her, points at the assembled dignitaries, and shouts, “Anyone who dares touch my boss's money, I'll die right outside your front door. Then I'll come play the suona by your bedside in the middle of the night!”

Everyone in Beijing's elite circle thinks the Bo family's young aunt is a pitiful little flower who could drop dead at any moment.

Only Master Bo knows that this woman can polish off three big bowls of century egg and lean pork congee in one sitting. She'll even curl up in his arms, cry that she's in pain, then quietly pull out a card reader. “Uncle, a dying person doesn't have many last wishes. Swipe ten billion for me so I can hear the beep.”

“You've taken my entire fortune. Now you want to take my life, too?”

Wen Li swallows. “No, Uncle! I really don't want to date you. At first, I honestly was only after your money!”