Cultivation Simulator: Madder Than Ever

[Comedy] [Unhinged] [Absurd] [Goofy] [Meme-filled] [Gets more unhinged as it goes] [Drama king]

Dou Ping'an transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets bound to a life simulator that makes his life a living hell. While everyone else simulates cultivation, he simulates dying in ridiculous ways.

Every time, he finds some new way to die at the hands of the demonic cult, demon beasts, or green-haired monsters.

With his born-to-be-a-drama-king talent, he goes all out causing chaos.

He rides a boar demon at eighty miles an hour, singing as he turns a bald man into Sadako.

He drives a tractor around a secret realm, collecting scrap to trade for stainless-steel washbasins.

He brings the cult a crash course in get-rich-quick schemes: going all in is the way to win.

He leads the fairies in singing, dancing, and rapping, all while croaking like frogs.

He transforms into Tang Monk and talks so much he makes the whole demonic cult cry.

When heavenly tribulation strikes, he cusses out the lightning until it flees, then curses his way to immortality.

And so begins a glorious chapter in the history of the cultivation world.