My name is Lin Zhou. I have a social fear and have passed the public examination. My biggest dream is to save enough money to quit my job and go home to open a canteen.
Then a blood-red pop-up window popped up in the office system I used to send and receive notifications.
"The Chinese memetic counterattack system is activated. The first task: use your best method to make that false god die socially. Recommended weapon: "The Analects of Confucius" rap duel."
Who is a good person who uses Confucius to defeat Cthulhu? !
Later I found out that my new colleagues were: a Taoist priest who used codes to draw symbols, a former Internet celebrity who played the guzheng to make people emote and heal collectively, a group actor who specialized in playing the villain who was beaten by the protagonist in the film and television city, but was actually a Shaolin monk, and a former Deyun Club fan who used cross talk to treat mental pollution.
Our weapons are not swords and guns. It's square dancing, it's radio gymnastics, it's a vegetable market, it's the Spring Festival Gala.
The old gods saw it and said it was outrageous.
But the most outrageous thing is - the evil spirit who pretended to be a delivery boy, a trainee teacher, and an old folk song craftsman came to test me repeatedly, and later opened a milk tea shop on the corner of the street. He said: "I have killed countless civilizations, but you are the only ones who have nurtured my human heart."
So, what happened to us?
