You told me to practice martial arts, so why did I split open the gates of heaven with one sword strike in the pouring rain?!
#UrbanHighMartial #System #Comedy #Overpowered #HilariousMisunderstandings
Spiritual qi revives, and martial arts reign supreme.
Lin Xinghe transmigrates and becomes the bottom-ranked weakling at Jiangcheng No. 3 High School, with a qi-and-blood value of just 0.5. He’s about to be forced to drop out.
At the point of despair, he binds himself to the “Get Stronger Through Public Humiliation” System. As long as he does something so embarrassingly cringe that onlookers curl their toes, he can collect their emotional reactions and grow infinitely stronger!
“Ding! Newbie quest issued: Stand on the school field in the pouring rain, hold a branch, and shout, ‘Sword, come!’”
To get stronger, Lin Xinghe gives it everything he’s got.
As the entire school watches him like he’s an idiot, he swings a withered branch. The torrential rain reverses course, brilliant sword energy tears through the clouds, and one sword strike opens the gates of heaven!
The teachers and students all drop to their knees. “We told you to practice martial arts, not cultivate immortality!”
After that, things go completely off the rails.
He does the window-washing dance at the flag-raising ceremony and breaks through to Great Martial Artist on the spot!
At the selection tournament, he wears a pink teddy-bear apron, does broadcast calisthenics, and slaps a drugged-up school bully flying!
Lin Xinghe breaks down inside. “I really just wanted to keep a low profile!”
But the stunning school beauty frantically takes notes. “Softness overcomes hardness, and the Great Dao is simplicity itself! Student Lin’s battle dance embodies the yin and yang of heaven and earth. Is this the realm of an absolute master?!”
(To come: A globally livestreamed pole dance, followed by one sword strike that splits a river and wipes out a hundred thousand beasts!)
