The unlucky girl who traveled through time and became the supervisor of Qin Tian Jian, started by killing everyone in her family. Dad howled like a kettle on the execution ground, and the executioner almost dropped his knife.
I looked up at the sky and calculated with my fingers - given the thickness of the clouds, wind direction and humidity, there would be a thunderstorm within three minutes.
So I shouted loudly, "Thunder God is here, and the punishment from heaven will come soon." The next second, lightning struck down, and heavy rain drenched the whole place. The emperor consecrated the god on the spot, and all the civil and military officials in the court knelt on the ground.
In fact, I have studied mathematics, physics and chemistry, and I know a little bit about meteorology. Nine years of compulsory education, do you understand?
I originally thought that I could just lie down, but I didn't know that my father was a drama star. He wore a Tai Chi robe and danced around the streets every day. I held him down and said, "Dad, stop doing this. What kind of ghosts are there? These are all physical phenomena. I really don't engage in feudal superstition!"
Is the dry well haunted? I blocked the air outlet in public and said it was "physical acoustics".
A will-o'-the-wisp? I directly poured sand and soil to demonstrate "white phosphorus spontaneous combustion".
Stone turtle crying blood? I took out the oxalic acid and sprayed it, claiming that "iron ions change color."
All the powerful people in Beijing cried and begged me to come and exorcise ghosts. I charged exorbitant consulting fees while giving them physics lessons. What kind of cults or celestial beings are all walking KPIs in my eyes.
Later, the emperor personally issued a decree to establish the "Kyoto Metaphysics Investigation Department". He made me the director and gave Shang Fang the sword, which was directly under the jurisdiction of the royal family.
The whole capital said that I was a god descended to earth. I shook my head and hid my merit and fame:
"Abandon feudal superstition, only science can prosper a country!"
