The Three Kingdoms Bigwigs All Lie Flat, but I'm the Only One Who Wants to Rebel

I transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms era and swore I would ascend the throne and become emperor. Then I discovered that another transmigrator had already turned the late Han Dynasty into an age of peace and prosperity. Zhuge Liang teaches at an academy, Guan Yu runs a braised-food chain, and Zhang Fei hauls bricks at construction sites for 220 yuan a day. I tried persuading them one by one: “Kongming, raise an army! Second Master, let's conquer the realm!” Every last one of them refused. In the end, I found eight descendants of the Yellow Turbans and armed them with wooden clubs. We had barely made it out of the residential compound when the neighborhood officer and security guards arrested us on the spot. The headline on the city's front page: Nine Rebels Launch Uprising, Entire Force Wiped Out Before Leaving Their Compound. Xun Yu sat me down for a heart-to-heart: “How about... coming to work in the Department of Public Welfare?” Me: “???” The whole realm wants to live in peace. I'm the only one dead set on rebellion. “My short story, Three Kingdoms Bigwigs' Laid-Back Daily Life: A Collection of Hilarious Skits, is a bonus collection of comedy snippets. My full-length novel, All the Three Kingdoms Bigwigs Lie Flat, and I'm the Only One Going Crazy and Starting a Rebellion, is a complete standalone story. The characters are the same in both books, but the plots are different.”