Who Asked This Taoist Priest to Come Down the Mountain?

[Vicious tongue + scheming + taunting people + refusing moral kidnapping + suspense + reversal + evil anyway] The pace of some chapters is a little slow, which is the foreshadowing of the suspense chapters. They will be related and reversed when the secrets are revealed later. It is not a brainless fun, so don't enter if you don't like it! "I couldn't find the Taoist temple in the mountains", Zhang Sanwu was kicked down the mountain by his master: "Go away and practice in the world, don't harm me in the mountains!" With only two hundred yuan left in his pocket, this country bumpkin wearing a monk's robe and who had never even seen a mobile phone plunged into the big city. No place to live? Sleep in the park. Happen to meet someone else's live broadcast of a haunting? Zhang Sanwu was so noisy that he rushed over with his mahogany sword. "Damn it, it's called spring in the middle of the night, and you can't let anyone sleep?" Zhang Sanwu came out yawning, carrying the sword, tilting his head, looking like he was in need of a beating: "Taoist Master Zhang Sanwu. Shameless, scoundrel, and without quality." "Want to touch her? Ask me first about the million - no, ask about the sword in my hand first!" "If you can give me one million shamelessly, then please give me ten more times. Oh, no, a hundred times will do." When a rogue Taoist priest encounters a real ghost, what is more terrifying than the ghost is the human heart. And when the ghost wants to reason with a scoundrel, Zhang Sanwu will tell you with a smile—— "Taoist Master Zhang Sanwu is shameless, scoundrel, and unqualified. Are you trying to reason with a scoundrel? You might as well play the piano in front of my master." "Robbing a man by force? How can a man be paired with a pig?" "I don't care if you are Zhang Sanwu or Zhang Sanyou. Even if you are Zhang Sancrazy, you can't leave alive today!"