You Dare Betray Me? So What If I Let You Run 99 Meters First?

[Lighthearted comedy + invincible in everyday life + mercenary assassin + all done by hand] Just imagine how carefree a man could be if he had money, good looks, and absolutely nothing to do all day. Who says assassins have to hide from everyone? I like living it up and being someone's guy best friend. Who says assassins have to be cold and ruthless? I like being overflowing with a sense of justice and helping old men and women cross the street. Who says the protagonist has to have a golden finger? I don't want one. System bro, give me... Forget it, I might as well take it. I'll treat it like taking in a son... There he was, one hand in his pocket and the other holding a Desert Eagle...