Ubuyashiki and Muzan never dreamed that the thousand-year blood feud would turn into a "virtuous scripted killing" that was forced to be broadcast live throughout the universe.
Here, the combat power is cleared, the ability is blocked, no matter the column or the string, you must bow to the outrageous script rules:
The cold-blooded Giyuu Tomioka showed no expression on his face while covering his "happy pulse" in "The Battle of the Palace" to cooperate with mother and son, and in "Battle Royale" he was choked to death by his own barrier fruit until he foamed at the mouth;
The irritable Wind Pillar Immortal Kawa Saneya was forced to eat the sweet fruit, with a murderous look on his face and his hands showing his heart: "Petrify me! Do you hear me who is obsessed with me!"
The black-bellied insect pillar transformed into a "bearing concubine", smiled and packaged the wisteria flower poison into a "bird's nest" and forced it into the jade pot;
The ruthless ghost king Wumei not only had to show off his acting skills in the script, but also watched his subordinates crazily kowtow to the two-dimensional singer outside the script in a confusing operation, which made him mentally exhausted every day, causing him to collapse and flip the table!
As for the omnipotent NPC Lu Ye who was forcibly bound by the system?
In the eyes of everyone, he is a double-standard monster with no bottom line, who has taken his "elasticity and shame" to the extreme.
He is obviously a scumbag, but in order to survive, he is able to turn the life-and-death situation into a funny one:
Faced with the "thinning" crisis, he unleashed a thirty-meter high Susanoo to clear the area frantically, just to buy time to preserve the dignity of his sphincter!
He holds a cross-dimensional conceptual magic weapon, but he can always perform the most profitable operation: using 3310 as a goggles and his sternum was broken alive, and he was killed by Mario's green turtle shell while stepping on spring shoes!
The audience complained wildly: "Where is this NPC's moral integrity?"
Lu Ye hugged his head and ran away while tightening his belt: "Saving your life is important, what kind of moral integrity do you need!"
To put it bluntly, I didn't hold back.
Why is it so funny! ! ! ! Hahahahahahahahahaha! !