The moon was rusty, and the monks all over the city were kneeling and waiting to die.
I brought out the bamboo ladder, steel wool, and dishwashing liquid, and brushed the skyway to a shiny finish.
The golden elixir master cried and shouted: "That is the holy water of transformation!"
Me: "Two yuan a bottle, how about that?"
There was a leak in the thunder pool, and the thunder split the mountain into magma.
I put on insulating rubber shoes, took vise and tape, and started working with electricity at high altitude.
Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals: "He used mortal things to blaspheme the power of Heaven!"
Me: "If you push harder, the main gate of your heaven will be pulled."
Later, the Jade Emperor became my electricity meter reader.
Tathagata carries a leather shovel to pass through the sewer.
I covered the Nantianmen with blue and white tiles.
The gods asked me what I wanted to do.
I took out my account book:
"It's nothing, just a property fee."
